call me out, bruh.

[hoovers]

text, prompt, whatever. bring it on.

© monarchy

Comments

[sats]

All sentimental value is purely on your end.
Anyways if you weren't such a fun sucker I'd say we could've seen who could get a higher score for these dickbags. Spoiler: I've never gotten below a 2000.

[clearasil]

For someone who does edgy, illegal shit that was the nerdiest thing you've ever suggested to me
I got a 2300 the first and last time I took it anyway

[sats]

Edgy, illegal, and nerdy are not mutually exclusive. Also, nerdy ≠ smart.
I've gotten a 2400 twice.

[clearasil]

Do you want a medal for that or something?

[sats]

If it's a pawn shop-worthy medal, then yeah. Maybe I do.

[clearasil]

Who wants to buy an SAT medal at a pawn shop though

[sats]

I'll melt it down first. Shit. I don't know. Fucking Cash 4 Gold or whatever.

[clearasil]

You know you could pull off some really good white collar scams not that I condone that or anything but I'm just saying

[sats]

You're acting as though I haven't already. :)

[clearasil]

Wow look at that coy smiley emote
I don't know your life dude

[sats]

You don't really need to. My family's pretty fucked. I do what I can.

[clearasil]

Yeah so's mine but that's old news
You ever consider going legit though?

[sats]

Everyone's on my dick about the whole "go to college" thing but I've got more important shit to do. So no, not really planning on "going legit".

[clearasil]

No but don't you ever want to just skip town?

[sats]

Sometimes, I guess. Idk. The idea of me + somewhere else doesn't mesh.

[clearasil]

Because of family?

[sats]

Mostly. Don't want the kids thinking their big brother ditched them. They have to deal with that too much already with Frank.

[clearasil]

They're lucky you're even thinking that way

[sats]

Gross. Don't get sentimental on me.

[clearasil]

You must think you're adorable

[sats]

I'd rather know what you think.

[clearasil]

Why do you care?

[sats]

Are you trying to turn down the pursuit of knowledge? I'm shocked. I thought you were reformed.

[clearasil]

Way to make me sound like some education warrior wtf

[sats]

Nope, but I bet that'd be pretty adorable.