call me out, bruh.

[hoovers]

text, prompt, whatever. bring it on.

© monarchy

Comments

[sats]

Gross. Don't get sentimental on me.

[clearasil]

You must think you're adorable

[sats]

I'd rather know what you think.

[clearasil]

Why do you care?

[sats]

Are you trying to turn down the pursuit of knowledge? I'm shocked. I thought you were reformed.

[clearasil]

Way to make me sound like some education warrior wtf

[sats]

Nope, but I bet that'd be pretty adorable.

[clearasil]

You wouldn't be the least bit scared?

[sats]

Please. I've handled worse.

[clearasil]

If you're flirting with me you should be reminded that I am an asshole
If you're not the statement still stands

[sats]

Wow, thanks for that completely shocking reminder. How could I ever have forgotten?

[clearasil]

I don't know how you could even forget that kind of blatantly obvious thing but I like to remind people from time to time

[sats]

At least you own up to it. But there are a shitload of worse things you could be than an asshole.

[clearasil]

Well yeah I like to keep it real most of the time

[sats]

Believe me. Realness is firmly in tact.
What are you doing right now?

[clearasil]

Watching reality shows about people antiquing. Why?

[sats]

Wow. Just wondered and incorrectly assumed you'd be doing something at least mildly interesting.

[clearasil]

Wow sorry I couldn't be more entertaining
Anyway fuck you American Pickers is a great show

[sats]

So edgy, with your fuck yous and your American Pickers. I've been wounded.

[clearasil]

Who said I was trying to be edgy? I am the opposite.

[sats]

So you're a non-edgy asshole. Got it.

[clearasil]

If you're gonna hang with me you gotta get it right