call me out, bruh.

[hoovers]

text, prompt, whatever. bring it on.

© monarchy

Comments

[clearasil]

You know you could pull off some really good white collar scams not that I condone that or anything but I'm just saying

[sats]

You're acting as though I haven't already. :)

[clearasil]

Wow look at that coy smiley emote
I don't know your life dude

[sats]

You don't really need to. My family's pretty fucked. I do what I can.

[clearasil]

Yeah so's mine but that's old news
You ever consider going legit though?

[sats]

Everyone's on my dick about the whole "go to college" thing but I've got more important shit to do. So no, not really planning on "going legit".

[clearasil]

No but don't you ever want to just skip town?

[sats]

Sometimes, I guess. Idk. The idea of me + somewhere else doesn't mesh.

[clearasil]

Because of family?

[sats]

Mostly. Don't want the kids thinking their big brother ditched them. They have to deal with that too much already with Frank.

[clearasil]

They're lucky you're even thinking that way

[sats]

Gross. Don't get sentimental on me.

[clearasil]

You must think you're adorable

[sats]

I'd rather know what you think.

[clearasil]

Why do you care?

[sats]

Are you trying to turn down the pursuit of knowledge? I'm shocked. I thought you were reformed.

[clearasil]

Way to make me sound like some education warrior wtf

[sats]

Nope, but I bet that'd be pretty adorable.

[clearasil]

You wouldn't be the least bit scared?

[sats]

Please. I've handled worse.

[clearasil]

If you're flirting with me you should be reminded that I am an asshole
If you're not the statement still stands

[sats]

Wow, thanks for that completely shocking reminder. How could I ever have forgotten?

[clearasil]

I don't know how you could even forget that kind of blatantly obvious thing but I like to remind people from time to time

[sats]

At least you own up to it. But there are a shitload of worse things you could be than an asshole.

[clearasil]

Well yeah I like to keep it real most of the time