call me out, bruh.

[hoovers]

text, prompt, whatever. bring it on.

© monarchy

Comments

nameless musician.

[kopec]

lip.

[clearasil]

I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal to do this weekend.

angsty teens who are prob too smart for their own good? B| good.

[sats]

Last SAT test session of the year. Say hello to "Jason Taylor" for the day. Gotta pay the electric somehow.

lip

[seamen]

aw yeh!

[clearasil]

So how long do you think you can get away with this?

[sats]

As long as I can. Why? You're not thinking about turning me in are you, Goodman?

[clearasil]

Please I've lost all goody two shoes credibility at this point in my life
Just curious

[sats]

Good. I like you. No need to screw that up.
But you should try it some time. It's pretty good cash for something so stupid.

[clearasil]

Gross. Don't get sentimental on me
I'd rather not do anything else illegal with my time to be honest but it's an interesting suggestion

[sats]

All sentimental value is purely on your end.
Anyways if you weren't such a fun sucker I'd say we could've seen who could get a higher score for these dickbags. Spoiler: I've never gotten below a 2000.

[clearasil]

For someone who does edgy, illegal shit that was the nerdiest thing you've ever suggested to me
I got a 2300 the first and last time I took it anyway

[sats]

Edgy, illegal, and nerdy are not mutually exclusive. Also, nerdy ≠ smart.
I've gotten a 2400 twice.

[clearasil]

Do you want a medal for that or something?

[sats]

If it's a pawn shop-worthy medal, then yeah. Maybe I do.

[clearasil]

Who wants to buy an SAT medal at a pawn shop though

[sats]

I'll melt it down first. Shit. I don't know. Fucking Cash 4 Gold or whatever.

[clearasil]

You know you could pull off some really good white collar scams not that I condone that or anything but I'm just saying

[sats]

You're acting as though I haven't already. :)

[clearasil]

Wow look at that coy smiley emote
I don't know your life dude

[sats]

You don't really need to. My family's pretty fucked. I do what I can.

[clearasil]

Yeah so's mine but that's old news
You ever consider going legit though?

[sats]

Everyone's on my dick about the whole "go to college" thing but I've got more important shit to do. So no, not really planning on "going legit".

[clearasil]

No but don't you ever want to just skip town?

[sats]

Sometimes, I guess. Idk. The idea of me + somewhere else doesn't mesh.

[clearasil]

Because of family?