frickin | call me out, bruh.

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text, prompt, whatever. bring it on.

Wow, thanks for that completely shocking reminder. How could I ever have forgotten?

I don't know how you could even forget that kind of blatantly obvious thing but I like to remind people from time to time

At least you own up to it. But there are a shitload of worse things you could be than an asshole.

Well yeah I like to keep it real most of the time

Believe me. Realness is firmly in tact.
What are you doing right now?

Watching reality shows about people antiquing. Why?

Wow. Just wondered and incorrectly assumed you'd be doing something at least mildly interesting.

Wow sorry I couldn't be more entertaining Anyway fuck you American Pickers is a great show

So edgy, with your fuck yous and your American Pickers. I've been wounded.

Who said I was trying to be edgy? I am the opposite.

So you're a non-edgy asshole. Got it.

If you're gonna hang with me you gotta get it right